Book of Robbing — $ROBBING on Robinhood Chain

Chapter zero — Robinhood Chain

They tokenized the stock market and forgot to lock the back door. So we wrote the book on it.

Contract 0xafcb8554562db8f858b3675a2b50c97e0acbc472

Not live yet. The real address lands here the second we launch — anything else is a fake.

Buy on Pons See the chart

The Book of Robbing bandit hauling a sack of loot

supply fixed · no presale · zero for the team

A cartoon bookshelf of famous titles with Book of Robbing among them

Every shelf has one book nobody admits to reading

Gatsby taught you to want it. The 48 Laws taught you to take it. Rich Dad taught you to name it a strategy. This one skips the lesson and hands you the crowbar.

The story, in three panels

They put the stock market on-chain

Robinhood Chain went live on Ethereum L2 in July 2026 — an Arbitrum-built network carrying tokenized stocks and ETFs, tradeable around the clock in over 120 countries. Real assets, real rails, no native token of its own.
So the culture came to collect

Book of Meme once proved a book can hold a whole era of internet culture. Book of Robbing holds the other half — the receipts. Every candle lifted off a short, every exit nobody saw coming, catalogued in ink.
Written on Pons, owned by nobody

We launched through Pons, a fixed-supply launchpad on Robinhood Chain. Fixed means fixed: no mint key waiting in a drawer, no team wallet, no second printing of this book.

The heist plan

Four lines. If a memecoin needs more than four, you're the one getting robbed.

1,000,000,000tokens, fixed forever. Mint authority is gone.
0%tax on buys and sells. No toll booth on the getaway road.
No presaleEverybody opens the book on the same page, at the same second.
0%team allocation. We eat from the same plate as you.

Pulling the job

Get a wallet

Robinhood Wallet, MetaMask, Rabby — anything that speaks Ethereum. Write the seed phrase on paper and tell nobody.
Fund it on Robinhood Chain

Bridge ETH over to the network. Gas is cheap here; it's an L2, that's the point.
Open the contract

Copy the address from the top of this page and paste it into Pons. Compare it character by character. Fakes travel fast.
Take your cut

Swap, confirm, and you're in the book. Then go post about it — the heist only works when the whole street shows up.

Chapters

Casing the joint

Site up, art out, X live, first hundred readers recruited off the timeline.
The job

Launch on Pons. Chart live, DEX Screener paid, first candles printed in public.
The getaway

Listings, meme bounties, and a community art vault anyone can add pages to.
Folklore

The part nobody can plan. Ballads get written about the crews that got away clean.